10 funny retirement quotes to celebrate the milestone
Riding off into the sunset. Entering the golden years. Living a life of leisure. There are a lot of sayings that capture the freedom of retirement, but sometimes you need a funny retirement quote or congratulations message to really capture the transition from nine-to-five to the sweet life. Whether you’re prepping for the end of work yourself or planning a retirement party for a beloved colleague or family member, a few well-placed quips and retirement wishes are sure to make the occasion that much more memorable. These pithy sayings and funny retirement quotes are perfect for the soon-to-be “funemployed” … or anyone who’s counting down the days!
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